urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:depressionsmurf Depression Smurf! I take your joy and light and happiness! depressionsmurf 2008-04-10T06:47:20Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:depressionsmurf:778 Global Recession Looms! 2008-04-10T06:47:20Z 2008-04-10T06:47:20Z Sometimes this job is too easy. It'd be depressing if I didn't have such enormous amounts of other people's endorphins. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:depressionsmurf:686 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 2006-02-01T16:26:05Z 2006-02-01T16:26:05Z I am shit-hot at this job. OH yes. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:depressionsmurf:502 Mmm 2005-12-08T14:32:36Z 2005-12-08T14:32:36Z I love the smell of serotonin in the morning. Or the afternoon. Any time, in fact.<br /><br />Humans can't even smell it. They do not deserve it. No. I do.<br /><br />Today I shall whisperhorrible things in people's ears until the serotonin runs out of its own accord. I love that. I love it almost sexually.